Sirius Black [every man needs a muse]

So here's to living life miserable.
And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told.
Maybe drinking wine would validate my sorrow.
Every man needs a muse and mine could be the ( bottle )

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Thanks!
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To whoever the fuck it is bringing us here,

It's really charming that you thought to give us a Black family reunion. If you're expecting Sirius Black to shed tears because his family is here, I'd like to tell you to GO TO FUCKING HELL.

WHY DON'T YOU BRING PEOPLE I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT?

More Doreas, Alphards, Regulus, my dad Andromedas and especially Aunt Lucretia.

Instead you bring HER. Of all fucking people.

Fuck you.

( Private to Self )

The list of things Sirius isn't allowed to do or say, episode 4.

41. Threaten anyone with 'Black' magic.
42. Remus Lupin is not my dad.
43. Lily Potter is not my mother (thank Merlin)
44. Don't speculate on the penis size of any female or male people Don't.
45. Only Remus and birds can use 'that time of the month' as an excuse to get out of doing things they don't want to do.
46. Wash Snivellus's hair, that's Narcissa's job.
47. Die. This one I'm less concerned about, though, thanks Bellatrix.
48. Provide Career Advice - taking over the world is not a good career path.
49. Make bets on when Snivellus will bathe next.
50. Strip.

[ALL Canon Order Members]
I spoke to Dumbledore about reorgnanising the Order of the Phoenix. He said he'd be willing if.. if it's something that all of us want.

He doesn't want to impose his authority on anyone, anywhere, so he'd like to meet and discuss it, I guess. So this is me heralding all of us.. to you know, do it.

I think it'd be good. He's led us before and he can do it again. If we help him.

There's--there's a lot of bullshit going on around this place, and a lot of us (including myself) are to blame or whatever. But, but we all fought together in a war before this, we know one another. We know we can work together for a common end.

And.. you know, we can.. he can help us.

So I mean.. we can find a common goal, or whatever. Be it peace with our other selves or with Death Eaters.

[/]

[Tonks]
Hey.

Let's talk.
[/]

[Regulus Black (v2)]
You never got a brother to believe you or help you out or whatever, after everything. I'm not that bloke. So this is me extending an invitation to you to.. to join me.

If you want. We're trying to reorganise the organisation known as the Order of the Phoenix. I'd like you to be a part of it.
[/]

[Warded: Albus Dumbledore]
Uh.

So, I suck at this but since I brought it up I figured I should.. anyway-
Uh

Be nice if you could help us out.
Just.. just throwing that out there, sir. We're.. kind of struggling, I guess. Death Eaters and things.. and the Order wants to.. I guess it wants to come back in this place.

So, you know.


Sorry, I suck at this shit.

[private to self]
You know, whoever the fuck thinks it's a good idea to you know, make a Black family reunion.. I have a few fucking words for you: GO TO FUCKING HELL.

OR BRING SOMEONE I ACTUALLY FUCKING CARE ABOUT.


Andromeda, Tonksy, Ted, Dorea, Alphard, and Regulus are exempted, obviously.


Fucking bastards.
[/end]

The list of things Sirius isn't allowed to do or say, continued.

31. Feed CiCi sugary cereal.
32. Make bets with 10 year old girls. I will always lose.
33. No.
34. Not steal James's glasses the first opportunity I get.
35. Finger foods are friends.
36. Try to put collars on Moonytunes.
37. No place is safe from vindictive teenagers.
38. Eat baked goods. V-Day went straight to my stomach.
39. Leave Gloomy in the ice box. He doesn't like that, apparently.
40. Need to restock the alco Stay sober Children. Never. Make babies.

[Canon Marauders, Lily]
My bitch cousin sent me a heart.


Like a legitimate heart. How the FUCK do I get blood stains off the carpet before CiCi comes home?

And what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? Eat it?
[/end]

[added after]
[Warded: canon Bellatrix]
You're a whore.

Where did you get it?

( Canon Marauders + Lily )

( Regulus Black (v2) )

The list of things Sirius isn't allowed to do or say, continued.

21. Assume all gingers know how to cook.
22. Assume twins are bookends.
23. Serve fried snakes to Slytherins.
24. Leashes. Just saying.
25. Collars.
26. I will never take myself seriously.
27. Try to make potions. That was a bad idea.
28. Albus Dumbledore is not God.
29. Or a reincarnation of Merlin.
30. Use a magic 8 ball (do they still have those?) to make decisions for me.

This is a public service announcement
Sirius Black will be eating fried snakes shortly after digging them up.

Sirius Black has also decided that all Potters are insane. In a good way.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled program.

( Private to self )

[James, Remus, Harry, and Lily all canon]
Peter wrote me.

I don't

I don't want this-
James.

[Canon characters: Marauders, Lily, Andromeda, Tonks, Ted and Harry + Ginny]
Look. Leave it, alright? Whatever. They wanna keep at it then let them. I'm not saying anything.
I haven't gone near Peter, I don't intend to.

Just..

Just stop. Okay. I appreciate.. whatever it is that you're doing for me or if you are or whatever. But it's not necessary.

I


Just, let them. They wanna do it, let them. It's fine.

[added]

I want to remake the Marauder's Map. Except in this place so I can stay away fro. I already.. started preliminary drawings of the interior. If you wanna help or Harry, you wanna figure out how we did it, we can.. we can show you.

For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a map of Hogwarts.
[/end]
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( private )

So. I'll be the target of your lynch mob, if you'd like. I'm okay with that. I live on the second floor, room two. I'll even keep my wards down if you wanna come get me.


[ooc: just a note on Sirius's general behavior following all of this business in the journals! He's going be avoiding everyone. When he is around the Potters and Remus he'll be hanging out as Padfoot. That way he doesn't have to talk about being upset or anything, clearly.

If he's out and about as a human and you approach him for whatever reason he's going to turn into Padfoot and trot away. The only exceptions may be canon James, Remus and Harry.]

[Harry Potter]
Hey boyo.

Uh. You know... you know I've been thinking that since I've been here I've sort of got this tag on my tail (ha, Padfoot) that calls me a murderer.

And you know.. I'd kind of like to have that removed. So if you'd like, I mean I know you wanted to before, we could possibly go clear that up.

[Tonks]
You had better check your fucking facts, sweetheart. How am I breaking your heart because Remus needed a friend? Why are your problems with him MY FAULT? I didn't do shit but offer him a place to stay.

Don't send your mum to handle your business. You got a problem with me then fucking say it to my face. Otherwise don't fucking talk to me. I don't need you or your bullshit.
[/]

[Marauders, and Lily]
So. Petition denied. I probably dodged a bullet or whathaveyou. But.. the crappy thing is their god damned reason.

I get it. I fucking get it.

Whatever.

I didn't do it. I didn't fucking DO IT and I wanna clear my god damned name. Or fucking kill him for real and let it be bloody true.

THEN they can call me a bloody convicted murderer.

[/end]

[Andromeda, Tonks]
Tonksy.

Stop being a shit head and talk to me.

You little cunting whore bint devil.

You think I'd learn not to open anything anymore.

Merlin.

[James and Remus (all of them) and.. Sirius (all of them too)]
Hey.

Hey!
I'm going to do something stupid and now's about right to tell me it's a dumb idea. Just sayin'.

added
Rules for engaging children:
1. No booze.
2. No shagging.
3. No drugs.
4. No swearing.

What is this life?
It's getting worse and worse. I'm convincing myself it's a bad idea.
[/end]

Moonytunes! Where have you been hiding? James wants to know. And well, so do I, I guess.

You should probably let one of us know you're alive so we don't think some aliens have kidnapped you and started doing some funky things to your person. You know, with probes and shit. Otherwise we'll have to launch a counter attack to rescue you and while that would be fun, I haven't been sober in days and I don't have the mental capacity to be that awesome at the moment.



At which point I think it's safe to say the world is ending. Sirius Black, too awesome to be awesome at the moment.

Whoa.

added later
[warded: James Charlus Potter]
Why the fuck are the Lupins such bloody shitheads?

[/end]

[James Charlus Potter]
Hey.

Hey guess what? Moonytunes is speaking to me again. Also? I think I'm destined to become a destitute alcoholic or something. Someone thought it was a good idea to leave me in charge of copious amounts of alcohol. Let's use this to our advantage, shall we?

[/]

[Regulus]
Hey.

Where-
Where are you? You doing alright?
[/]

Alcohol.. is in order. Who wants a drinking mate, tonight? What do the odd hours matter?

I may have had a few already, but it's okay. You need only reply if you fully intend to catch up.